The Revolution (to the tune of “The Gambler”) by Brent-Emory..Johnson
Once upon a time Across the sprawling ocean An evil king conspired to Destroy the liberty Of a faraway people With a faith in God Almighty A commitment to a life in which They could all be free
So then people of all colors Both the wealthy and the starving Came together with a common goal Of justice everywhere They learned to work together To be free from their oppressors And they taught to their posterity Not to live their lives in fear
‘Twas a long long time ago In a musty place called Concord At a dusty square in Lexington With freedom in their hearts Where two groups of stalwart men Shed the shackles of complaisance And erupted into something That would set them all apart
We’ve got to start a Revolution Be part of the solution Stand up and resist those who Attack our liberty We need to show respect For the men who died for freedom If we don’t fight for America She’ll be lost to history
Now the future is upon us And it don’t look all that different From the evil king our Founders fought So we could all live free We’re assaulted every day By those sworn to protect us While the liars up in Washington Try to take our liberty
This really happened! Two broadcasters at a Canadian radio station pulled a prank on vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin. Throughout the fake phone interview, she thought she was speaking with French President Nicolas Sarkozy. This is hilarious!
Running Mate
(to the tune of “Dancing Queen”) by Brent-Emory..Johnson
Oh Yeah
Sunny days and changing ways
With America ruling the world
If we vote McCain and his beauty queen on Election Day
Here we go with another race
Who’s gonna run the United States
Catch the latest poll
Listen to the candidates rolling out the same old scene
I can bring you to paradise
Meanwhile my opponent lies
They are all the same
Calling each other names
Dishonest and mean
But now a new face is seen
She is his running mate
The future fate of John McCain
Appearing on TV shows
To address our woes and relieve our pain
Promising sunny days and changing ways
With America ruling the world
If we vote McCain and his beauty queen on Election Day
He’s a big hero from the war
Used his record to open doors
But he had to hide
How he really helped the other side to ease his pain
Says he wants us to be secure
Keep our country free and pure
Then he advocates we spy
To make everyone comply with his evil game
Then when we start to complain
He brings out his running mate
The future fate of John McCain
Appearing on TV shows
To address our woes and relieve our pain
Promising sunny days and changing ways
With America ruling the world
If we vote McCain and his beauty queen on Election Day
We’ve got lots to lose and not much to gain
If we vote McCain
Got a lot to lose and not much to gain
If we vote McCain
