Running Mate
(to the tune of “Dancing Queen”)
by Brent-Emory..Johnson

Oh Yeah
Sunny days and changing ways
With America ruling the world
If we vote McCain and his beauty queen on Election Day

Here we go with another race
Who’s gonna run the United States
Catch the latest poll
Listen to the candidates rolling out the same old scene

I can bring you to paradise
Meanwhile my opponent lies
They are all the same
Calling each other names
Dishonest and mean
But now a new face is seen

She is his running mate
The future fate of John McCain

Appearing on TV shows
To address our woes and relieve our pain

Promising sunny days and changing ways
With America ruling the world
If we vote McCain and his beauty queen on Election Day

He’s a big hero from the war
Used his record to open doors
But he had to hide
How he really helped the other side to ease his pain

Says he wants us to be secure
Keep our country free and pure
Then he advocates we spy
To make everyone comply with his evil game
Then when we start to complain

He brings out his running mate
The future fate of John McCain

Appearing on TV shows
To address our woes and relieve our pain

Promising sunny days and changing ways
With America ruling the world
If we vote McCain and his beauty queen on Election Day

We’ve got lots to lose and not much to gain
If we vote McCain

Got a lot to lose and not much to gain
If we vote McCain