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Musical Parody: "The Liars Speak Today"

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The Liars Speak Today
(to the tune of “The Lion Sleeps Tonight”)
words by Brent Johnson and Dave vonKleist

Wee-eee-eee-eee-eee
Eee-eee-eee-eee-eee
We’ve been dumbed away

Wee-eee-eee-eee-eee
Eee-eee-eee-eee-eee
We’ve been dumbed away

They dream away, they dream away
They dream away, they dream away 
They dream away, they dream away
They dream away, they dream away 

They dream away, they dream away 
They dream away, they dream away
They dream away, they dream away
They dream away, they dream away

In the country, the mighty country
The people sleep tonight
All believing the ones deceiving
The people sleep tonight

Aah-aah-aah-aah-aah
Aah-aah-aah-aah-aah 
I’ve been dumbed away 

Wee-eee-eee-eee-eee 
Eee-eee-eee-eee-eee 
We’ve been dumbed away 

Network news makes the people snooze
Watch the liars speak tonight
Distorted views keep them all confused 
See the liars speak tonight

Aah-aah-aah-aah-aah    They bleat away, they bleat away

Musical Parody: "The Revolution"

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The Revolution
(to the tune of “The Gambler”)
by Brent-Emory..Johnson

Once upon a time
Across the sprawling ocean
An evil king conspired to
Destroy the liberty
Of a faraway people
With a faith in God Almighty
A commitment to a life in which
They could all be free

So then people of all colors
Both the wealthy and the starving
Came together with a common goal
Of justice everywhere
They learned to work together
To be free from their oppressors
And they taught to their posterity
Not to live their lives in fear

‘Twas a long long time ago
In a musty place called Concord
At a dusty square in Lexington
With freedom in their hearts
Where two groups of stalwart men
Shed the shackles of complaisance
And erupted into something
That would set them all apart

We’ve got to start a Revolution
Be part of the solution
Stand up and resist those who
Attack our liberty
We need to show respect
For the men who died for freedom
If we don’t fight for America
She’ll be lost to history

Now the future is upon us
And it don’t look all that different
From the evil king our Founders fought
So we could all live free
We’re assaulted every day
By those sworn to protect us
While the liars up in Washington
Try to take our liberty

Sarah Palin pranked by fake Sarkozy!

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This really happened! Two broadcasters at a Canadian radio station pulled a prank on vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin. Throughout the fake phone interview, she thought she was speaking with French President Nicolas Sarkozy. This is hilarious!

Musical Parody: "Running Mate"

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Running Mate
(to the tune of “Dancing Queen”)
by Brent-Emory..Johnson

Oh Yeah
Sunny days and changing ways
With America ruling the world
If we vote McCain and his beauty queen on Election Day

Here we go with another race
Who’s gonna run the United States
Catch the latest poll
Listen to the candidates rolling out the same old scene

I can bring you to paradise
Meanwhile my opponent lies
They are all the same
Calling each other names
Dishonest and mean
But now a new face is seen

She is his running mate
The future fate of John McCain

Appearing on TV shows
To address our woes and relieve our pain

Promising sunny days and changing ways
With America ruling the world
If we vote McCain and his beauty queen on Election Day

He’s a big hero from the war
Used his record to open doors
But he had to hide
How he really helped the other side to ease his pain

Says he wants us to be secure
Keep our country free and pure
Then he advocates we spy
To make everyone comply with his evil game
Then when we start to complain

He brings out his running mate
The future fate of John McCain

Appearing on TV shows
To address our woes and relieve our pain

Promising sunny days and changing ways
With America ruling the world
If we vote McCain and his beauty queen on Election Day

We’ve got lots to lose and not much to gain
If we vote McCain

Got a lot to lose and not much to gain
If we vote McCain

Musical Parody: "Pryin' Eyes"

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Pryin’ Eyes
(to the tune of “Lyin’ Eyes”)
by Brent-Emory..Johnson

Modern politicians are a strange breed
They will be your friend, if only for a while
For deceit and misdirection are their main creed
They will ruin your life, but always with a smile

They swear an oath unto the Constitution
They promise, under God, that they’ll be true
But we know every day what they’ll be doin’
Taking from the many and giving to the few

Our world is like a jungle filled with danger
At least, that’s what we’re told so we’ll comply
With unfree and oppressive regulations
‘Til enough of us are fed up and we cry

You can’t hide your pryin’ eyes
‘Cause we know all about your spies
We’ve had enough of your endless lies
There ain’t no way to hide your Pryin’ eyes   

Late at night, you’re hanging out alone now
And you’d like someone one to join you for a bit
So you think about whose company you want now
Then you walk into your office and you sit

You call a friend to have a conversation
You are talking on the phone for quite a while
Till you hear a sound that means someone’s recordin’
And your thinkin’ privacy’s gone out of style

You can’t hide your pryin’ eyes
‘Cause we know all about your spies
We’ve had enough of your endless lies
There ain’t no way to hide your Pryin’ eyes   

In a country that was born of revolution
Upon land in a republic of the free
It’s amazing that we don’t see the solution
To our public servants seeking tyranny

When our governments refuse to do their duty
When elected representatives defy
Then a free state is truly a thing of beauty
Where the people get to throw away the lie

Let me offer you a piece of good advice then
And a few degrees of good and common sense
Better take these as sincere words to the wise, friend
Your oppressive ways are coming to an end

You can’t hide your pryin’ eyes   
‘Cause we know all about your spies
We’ve had enough of your endless lies
There ain’t no way to hide your Pryin’ eyes

There ain’t no way to hide your Pryin’ eyes

No way you can hide your Pryin’ eyes

Hmm hm hm hm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmmm

Musical Parody: "Obama"

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Obama
(to the tune of “Hosanna”)
Lyrics by Brent-Emory..Johnson
Vocals and arrangements by Dave VonKleist

Obama! Rebuild our country
Obama! Rebuild our country
Obama! Rebuild our country
Obama! Rebuild our country

Time now for Barack Obama
He’s our man. Oh yes!
He cares for us like he is our mama
He’s our man. Oh yes!
Time now for Barack Obama
He’s our man. Oh yes!
He cares for us like he is our mama
He’s our man. Oh yes!
Obama!
He’ll take good care of me
Ha! Ha!
So healthy we will be
Ho! Ho!
And keep the people free
Oh yea!
Obama was meant to be
You bet!
He’ll fill our hearts with glee
Thumbs up!
He’ll help us all, you’ll see
Time now for Barack Obama
He’s our man. Oh yes!
Cares for us like he is our mama
He’s our man. Oh yes!
Time now for Barack Obama
He’s our man. Oh yes!
Cares for us like he is our mama
He’s our man. Oh yes!

(President elect Obama’s birthplace over
in Kenya, is that going to be a national
spot to go visit, where he was born?)

(It’s already an assumption)  
Obama! Rebuild our country
Obama! Rebuild our country
Obama! Rebuild our country
Obama! Rebuild our country

He is not who we thought he would be
Hear us cry. Oh no!
With Obama we will not be free
Hear us cry. Oh no!
He is not who we thought he would be
Hear us cry. Oh no!
With Obama we will not be free
Hear us cry. Oh no!
Obama!
He is more of the same
Ha! Ha!
Tax and spend in his name
Ho! Ho!
Those bankers are to blame
Oh no!
Makes us dependant, he
Oy vez!
Keeps us on bended knee
Oh crap!
Then tells us we are free

(At his birthplace… they’ll put up a marker there?)

(It’s already well known)

He is not who we thought he would be
Barry Soetoro!
His birth certificate we cannot see
Don’t want us to know!
He is not who we thought he would be
Barry Soetoro!
His birth certificate we cannot see
Don’t want us to know!
Soetoro!
Is government control
Ha! Ha!
A socialistic goal
Ho! Ho!
He will destroy our soul
Oh no!
This was not meant to be
Oy vez!
This was not meant to be
Oh crap!
All the people should be free

(I’ve now been in… 57 states)

Soetoro! His name is Barry
Soetoro! Just leave our country
Obama! Just leave our country
Alone……. Obama!

Eulogies

Eulogy for an Angel
1992-Dec. 20, 2005

Freedom
2003-2018

Freedom sm

My Father
1918-2010

brents dad

Dr. Stan Dale
1929-2007

stan dale

A. Solzhenitsyn
1918-2008

solzhenitsyn

Patrick McGoohan
1928-2009

mcgoohan

Joseph A. Stack
1956-2010

Bill Walsh
1931-2007

Walter Cronkite
1916-2009

Eustace Mullins
1923-2010

Paul Harvey
1918-2009

Don Harkins
1963-2009

Joan Veon
1949-2010

David Nolan
1943-2010

Derry Brownfield
1932-2011

Leroy Schweitzer
1938-2011

Vaclav Havel
1936-2011

Andrew Breitbart
1969-2012

Dick Clark
1929-2012

Bob Chapman
1935-2012

Ray Bradbury
1920-2012

Tommy Cryer
1949-2012

Andy Griffith
1926-2012

Phyllis Diller
1917-2012

Larry Dever
1926-2012

Brian J. Chapman
1975-2012

Annette Funnicello
1942-2012

Margaret Thatcher
1925-2012

Richie Havens
1941-2013

Jack McLamb
1944-2014

James Traficant
1941-2014

jim traficant

Dr. Stan Monteith
1929-2014

stan montieth

Leonard Nimoy
1931-2015

Leonard Nimoy

Stan Solomon
1944-2015

Stan Solomon

B. B. King
1926-2015

BB King

Irwin Schiff
1928-2015

Irwin Schiff

DAVID BOWIE
1947-2016

David Bowie

Muhammad Ali
1942-2016

Muhammed Ali

GENE WILDER
1933-2016

gene wilder

phyllis schlafly
1924-2016

phylis schafly

John Glenn
1921-2016

John Glenn

Charles Weisman
1954-2016

Charles Weisman

Carrie Fisher
1956-2016

Carrie Fisher

Debbie Reynolds
1932-2016

Debbie Reynolds

Roger Moore
1917-2017

Roger Moore

Adam West
1928-2017

Adam West

JERRY LEWIS
1926-2017

jerry lewis

HUGH HEFNER
1926-2017

Hugh Hefner

PROF. STEPHEN HAWKING
1942-2018

Hugh Hefner 

ART BELL
1945-2018

Art Bell

DWIGHT CLARK
1947-2018

dwight clark

CARL MILLER
1952-2017

Carl Miller

HARLAN ELLISON
1934-2018

Harlan Ellison

STAN LEE
1922-2018

stan lee