NEW YORK (PNN) - February 22, 2026 - With 2-3 feet of snow predicted to hit New York City and New Jersey, NYC Marxist Mayor Zohran Mamdani has called on New York residents to volunteer as emergency snow shovelers.
"You too can become an emergency snow shoveler. Just show up at your local sanitation garage between 8:00 am and 1:00 pm tomorrow with your paperwork," he said during a Saturday press conference before the city's first blizzard warning in nine years.
Except, the Mamdani regime is actively committing a hate crime by requiring volunteers to bring 'Two small photos, two original forms of ID, plus copies and a Social Security card' - the thing outlaw Marxist Democrats say is "Jim Crow 2.0" when it comes to voting in elections.
The oppressive nature of Mamdani's hate crime against aspiring-yet-disenfranchised New York City snow shovelers did not go unnoticed.
“Oh, this is beautiful! If you want to volunteer to shovel snow in NYC, you have to show 3 forms of ID! You cannot make this sh*t up,” said Buzz Patterson.
“The best part is that this requires two forms of ID and a social security card, said Ian Miller.
Also funny, when the snow melted last week, it revealed that the sidewalk near Brooklyn's Sunset Park was covered in sh*t-cicles from all the dog poop that owners couldn't be bothered to pick up themselves.
Why can't Communist Leftists keep their cities clean?