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The Phone Call

George W. Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.

While there, they spy a red phone and ask about its purpose. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for five minutes. When he is finished, the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next,

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Thanksgiving Humor!

A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm.

He stopped and asked the boy, “Where did you get that turkey?”

The boy replied, “What turkey?”

The game warden said, “Is that a turkey you're carrying under your arm?”

The boy looked down an

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Three politicians at God’s Table!

Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barack Obama go to heaven.

God addresses Al first. ''Al, what do you believe in?''

Al replies, "Well, I believe that I won that election but that it was your Will that I did not serve. I've come to understand that now.''

God thinks for a second and says, "Very good. Come and sit at my left.''

God then addres

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Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide

Several years ago, a student at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair. He was attempting to show how conditioned we have become to alarmists practicing junk science and spreading fear of everything in our environment.

In his project, he urged people to sign a petition demanding s

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Best blonde joke of the year... so far!

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.

She opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.

A little later, she again came out of her house, went to the mailbox and opened it, then slammed it shut angrily and went back

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Blonde's Year in Review

January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels. Helllloooo!!! Bottles won't fit in the printer!!!

March
Got really excited… finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months… box said “2-4 years!”READ MORE

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Modern Economics

It is a slow day in a small Florida town and streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody is living on credit. A rich tourist drives through town, stops at the motel, and lays a $100 bill on the desk saying he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs to pick one for the night.

As soon as he walks upstairs, the motel owner grabs the bill and runs next door t