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Rainbow Bridge (for Max)

Just this side of Heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge.

When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge. There are meadows and hills for all our special friends so they can run and play together. There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable.

All the animals that h

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God or Science?

A science professor begins his school year with a lecture to the students, 'Let me explain the problem science has with religion.' The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand.

'You're a Christian, aren't you, son?'

'Yes sir,' the student says.

'So you beli

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A Haircut to Remember

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.

After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, “I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.”

The florist was pleased and left the shop.

When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a “thank you” card and a doz

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An inspirational message from George Carlin

The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but les

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A Thought Experiment: The Federal Data Administration

Let’s put medical research and biotech under the Federal computer regulatory agencies… oh, that’s right, there aren’t any. Meanwhile, let’s see how Steve Jobs and Bill Gates would fare under… the FDA!

Yes, the FDA; the Federal Data Administration. Every processor, peripheral, program, printer, and power cord will now need FDA approval. This

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Americans with No Abilities Act!

WASHINGTON - February 13, 2008 - A Congressional bill sponsored by Harry Reid (D-NV) proposes sweeping legislation which will provide new benefits for many of our neglected and impoverished citizens, namely the Americans with No Abilities Act (AWNAA). A bill that is being hailed as a major legislative goal by the Democratic Party and advocates of the millions of Am

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America the Beautiful by Judge Roy Moore

America the Beautiful,
or so you used to be.
Land of the Pilgrim's pride
I'm glad they'll never see.

Babies piled in dumpsters,
abortion on demand.
Oh, sweet land of liberty;
your house is on the sand.

Our children wander aimlessly,
poisoned by cocaine,
choosing to indulge their