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Gonorrhea Lectim creates danger to all Amerikans!

WASHINGTON - July 2, 2010 - The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease.

The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is a terrible abomination.

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium

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The Queen's Riddle

Barack Obama met with the Queen of England.

He asked her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?"

"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."

Obama frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know the people arou

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The Dead Duck

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon.

As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s chest. After a silent moment, the vet shook his head and sadly said, “I am sorry, your duck is dead.”

The woman protested, “How can you be so sure? You haven’t done any testing on him.

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“Retarded” Grandparents

Written by a third grader, on what his grandparents do.

After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holidays away from school. One child wrote the following:

”We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live in a big brick house, but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Arizona. Now they live in a tin b

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Salesmanship!

The children filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.

Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious succes

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A Compendium of Pontifications

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Police were called to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
To write with a broken pencil is poi

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Five Minute Management Course

Lesson 1

A man is getting into the shower, just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands David, the next-door neighbour.

Before she says a word, David says, “I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.”
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