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Grandpa and the Audit
The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office.
The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.
The auditor said, “Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable.”
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Stimulus checks
Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another “economic stimulus” payment. This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by using a Q & A format:
Question: What is an “Economic Stimulus” payment?
Answer: It is money that the Federal government will send to taxpayers.
Questi
What Love means to young children
Slow down for three minutes to read this. It is so worth it.
Touching words from the mouths of babes.
A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds,
”What does love mean?” The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. S
Oxy-Morons!
- Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
- Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
- If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
- If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
- Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
- Why does "slow down" an
Great truths that little children have learned!
- No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
- When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
- If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
- Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
- You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
Political Humor
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America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
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The 57-cent Church (an amazing true story)!
Some years ago, a little girl stood near a small church from which she had been turned away because it was too crowded.
”I can't go to Sunday School,” she sobbed to the pastor as he walked by.
Seeing her shabby, unkempt appearance, the pastor guessed the reason, and taking her by the hand, led her inside and found a place for her in the Sunday School c
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