LOS ANGELES, Kalifornia - May 14, 2010 - Researchers have discovered that Barack Obama’s autobiographical books are little more than public relations stunts, as they have little to do with the actual events of his life. The fact is we know less about illegitimate President Obama than perhaps any other president in Amerikan history and much of this is due to actual efforts to hide his record. This should concern all Amerikans.
A nationwide network of researchers has sprung up to attempt to fill in the blanks, but at every opportunity Obama’s high-priced lawyers have built walls around various records or simply made them disappear. It is estimated that Obama’s legal team has now spent well over $1.4 million dollars blocking access to documents to which every Amerikan should have access. The question is why would he spend so much money doing this?
The illegitimate president, who campaigned for a more “open government” and “full disclosure”, will not unseal his medical records, his school records, his birth records or his passport records. He will not release his Harvard records, his Columbia College records, or his Occidental College records - he will not even release his Columbia College thesis. All his legislative records from the Illinois State Senate are missing and he claims his scheduling records during those State Senate years are lost as well. In addition, no one can find his school records for the elite K-12 college prep school, Punahou School, he supposedly attended in Hawaii.