Patriot News Network

The following collection of articles by various authors are their opinions, inspiration and humor for your reading enjoyment.

War on Freedom

Sex toys used to help chase off armed robber!

SAN BERNARDINO, Kalifornia (PNN) - December 15, 2016 - Two feisty employees of a San Bernardino sex shop fought off an armed robber, yelling at him and throwing sex toys to chase him out of the store with no money.

War on Freedom

House passes bill allowing government to microchip citizens with mental disabilities!

WASHINGTON (PNN) - December 13, 2016 - Six years ago, NBC Nightly News boldly predicted that all Amerikans would be fitted with RFID microchips by the year 2017. Though at the time NBC’s prediction seemed far-fetched, the House recently passed a bill that would bring a micro-chipped populace closer to reality before year’s end. Last Thursday, the House passed HR 4919, also known as

War on Freedom

Fascist court officials jail a veteran for living off-grid!

HUNTSVILLE, Alabama (PNN) - December 13, 2016 - What if your job meant that you had to go arrest a guy who just wanted to live off the grid on his own land? What if that guy was a veteran? What if his only crime was refusing a service that he was supposed to pay for, like public water or utilities?

Is it actually acceptable to go to his place, kidnap him, and hold him against his wil

War on Freedom

Authorities arrest 51 including lawmakers in child sex ring!

OSLO, Norway (PNN) - December 13, 2016 - As the old expression goes “there’s a special place in hell” for pedophiles. But hell for some infants, toddlers, children, and teenagers might be a little country called Norway. That’s because Norwegian authorities just seized the largest amount of child pornography in the country’s history. A whopping 150 terabytes were co

War on Freedom

Man who looks like Santa asked to leave Six Flags!

Fascist park ejected man for no good reason and criminally kept his ticket fee.

BURLESON, Texas (PNN) - December 12, 2016 - A Burleson man resembling Santa Claus ended up on Six Flags’ naughty list on Saturday. Jerry Henderson got in trouble for looking like Santa and handing out candy to children at the theme park.

War on Freedom

Supreme Court president says Court will not overturn Brexit vote!

LONDON, England (PNN) - December 8, 2016 - The historic Brexit legal challenge has drawn to a close with a reminder from the Supreme Court that it will not "overturn the result of the EU referendum."

Lord David Edmond Neuberger said the case focused on "the process by which that result can lawfully be brought into effect."

The Supreme Court president promised a decision as

Election 2016

Green Party drops recount effort!

WASHINGTON (PNN) - December 4, 2016 - The Green Party has finally accepted that Donald Trump is the Fascist Police States of Amerika president after the left-wing Party dropped its court case demanding a statewide recount of votes in Pennsylvania.