Patriot News Network
The following collection of articles by various authors are their opinions, inspiration and humor for your reading enjoyment.
Commentary: Interview with a parasite!
by Eric Pautos
August 13, 2024 - Yesterday, there was a knock at the door - so I went to see who was there. I knew it wasn’t any of my local friends because they all know it’s ok to open the side door and holler to see whether anyone’s home.
It’s a country thing.
Musk tells Trump he would serve on a commission to address government spending crisis!
AUSTIN, Texas (PNN) - August 14, 2024 - Billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk told President Donald J. Trump during their "chat" on X on Monday night that the Fascist Police States of Amerika (FPSA) should establish a commission to address the federal government's spending crisis, and he would serve on it.
GOP attacks Minnesota governor in $250 million food fraud case!
ST. PAUL, Minnesota (PNN) - August 14, 2022 - Republicans attacked Governor Tim Walz on Monday after a judge took the rare step of disputing the regime’s claim that the judge prevented it from cutting off payments to Feeding Our Future, which is the target of a $250 million federal fraud case.
The GOP candidates for governor, attorney general and state auditor - Scott Jen
Trump to sue DOJ for $100 million over criminal Mar-a-Lago raid!
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida (PNN) - August 12, 2024 - President Donald J. Trump announced on Monday that his legal team will sue the fascist pretender Joe Biden Department of InJustice for $100 million over the unprecedented and patently unlawful raid on his home in 2022.
Last month, Judge Aileen Cannon dismissed the high-profile classified documents case, citing the unlawful appointment of
Commentary: The ardent pipe-dreams of Amerikan voters!
by Tyler Durden
August 11, 2024 - Voters in the Fascist Police States of Amerika (FPSA) live in fantasy and probably always will. No matter how obvious it is that the FPSA is an oligarchy, not a Republic, the ardent pipe dreams of a new face in the White House go to their heads every four years. It can only be explained by a combination of intellectual ignorance, the acceptance of pr
Biden goes public on Democrat coup forcing him to quit 2024 race!
WASHINGTON (PNN) - August 11, 2024 – Fascist pretender Joe Biden is now confirming he was strong-armed out of the 2024 presidential race after his fellow Democrats expressed serious fears about their own political futures.
Democrat Kalifornia State Senator switches to GOP!
SACRAMENTO, Kalifornia (PNN) - August 9, 2024 - A Democrat state senator from Kalifornia announced Thursday that she has switched her Party affiliation to Republican.
Now-Republican state Senator Marie Alvarado-Gil suggested she was dismayed by the state’s Democrat supermajority.
“Since I’ve served in our state’s Capitol, I’ve had a front-row seat to witness the
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- The restaurant with no prices!
- Jersey man offers to mow your lawn for free and his services spread across the nation!
- Oldest wooden structure more than half a million years old predates our species!
- Judge orders Fauci to produce records for Big Tech-government censorship lawsuit!
- SADS explodes as young and healthy adults die following COVID vaccine mandates!
- Judge halts use of Mar-a-Lago raid documents and appoints special master to review!
- Saudis use Orwellian app to identify dissidents and imprison some for decades!
- Networks put up reruns instead of Biden political speech!
- China threatens to destroy Elon Musk's Starlink satellites!
- It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Genocide by Spacebusters
- Video: Arizona audit team escorted from building after explosive audit hearing!
- Video evidence increasingly disproves police narratives!
- Mom charged with crime because her 3-year-old son couldn’t hold it and peed outside!
- HARLAN ELLISON 1934-2018
- CARL MILLER 1952-2017
- DWIGHT CLARK 1947-2018
- ART BELL 1945-2018
- PROF. STEPHEN HAWKING 1942-2018
- HUGH HEFNER 1926-2017
- JERRY LEWIS 1926-2017
- ADAM WEST 1928-2017
- ROGER MOORE 1917-2017
- DEBBIE REYNOLDS 1932-2016
- CARRIE FISHER 1956-2016
- CHARLES WEISMAN 1954-2016
- JOHN GLENN 1921-2016
- PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY 1924-2016
- GENE WILDER 1933-2016
- MUHAMMAD ALI 1942-2016
- DAVID BOWIE 1947-2016
- IRWIN SCHIFF 1928-2015
- B. B. KING 1926-2015
- STAN SOLOMON 1944-2015
- LEONARD NIMOY 1931-2015
- DR. STAN MONTEITH 1929-2014
- JAMES TRAFICANT 1941-2014
- JACK MCLAMB 1944-2014
- RICHIE HAVENS 1941-2013
- MARGARET THATCHER 1925-2012
- ANNETTE FUNNICELLO 1942-2012
- BRIAN J. CHAPMAN 1975-2012
- PHYLLIS DILLER 1917-2012
- ANDY GRIFFITH 1926-2012
- TOMMY CRYER 1949-2012
- RAY BRADBURY 1920-2012
- BOB CHAPMAN 1935-2012
- DERRY BROWNFIELD 1932-2011
- DAVID NOLAN 1943-2010
- JOAN VEON 1949-2010
- DON HARKINS 1963-2009
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