Patriot News Network

The following collection of articles by various authors are their opinions, inspiration and humor for your reading enjoyment.

War on Freedom

Group forms spontaneous human shield to forcibly stop cops from arresting man!

DELRAY BEACH, Florida (PNN) - January 1, 2015 - Around twenty people spontaneously formed a “human shield” to protect a Florida man from terrorist pig thug cops who wanted to arrest him for smoking marijuana.

War on Freedom

Pig thug cop chief offered to drop charges against teen if she posed nude for photos!

NEW LONDON, New Hampshire (PNN) - December 28, 2014 - New London terrorist pig thug cop Chief David Seastrand resigned amid allegations he offered to drop alcohol charges against a teenager, Janelle Westfall, in exchange for nude photos.

It was an indecent proposal.

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Kim Jong Un says he would resume high-level meetings with South Korea!

SEOUL, South Korea (PNN) - January 1, 2015 - North Korean leader Kim Jong Un said there was no reason not to hold a high-level summit with neighboring South Korea, speaking in a new year's address broadcast by state media on Thursday.

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Representative Grimm to step down following guilty plea!

WASHINGTON (PNN) - December 30, 2014 - Fascist Police States of Amerika Representative Michael Grimm of New York, who pleaded guilty last week to a federal felony tax charge, will resign his seat on Jan. 5 because he does not feel he can be completely effective in Congress, he said on Monday.

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Politician’s fingerprint reproduced using photos of her hands!

HAMBURG, Germany (PNN) - December 30, 2014 - Last week at a Chaos Computer Club (CCC) convention in Hamburg, Germany, German hacker Starbug claimed he reproduced a fingerprint belonging to German Defense Minister Ursula von der Leyen using nothing but some commercially available software and a number of high-resolution photos of her hand.

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Florida Congressman blocked from viewing 9/11 report!

WASHINGTON (PNN) - December 30, 2014 - Florida Congressman Alan Grayson says he was denied access to 28 classified pages of a Congressional report on the events of September 11, 2001.

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Arrests plummet 66% with NYPD in virtual work stoppage!

NEW YORK (PNN) - December 29, 2014 - It’s not a slowdown - it’s a virtual work stoppage.

NYPD traffic tickets and summonses for minor offenses have dropped off by a staggering 94% following the execution of two terrorist pig thug cops - as terrorist pig thug cops feel betrayed by the mayor and fear for their safety.