Patriot News Network

The following collection of articles by various authors are their opinions, inspiration and humor for your reading enjoyment.

War on Freedom

Terrorist cops deploy armored vehicle over dog poop dispute!

Murderous SWAT team executes dog.

RACINE, Wisconsin (PNN) - November 3, 2014 - The terrorist pig thug cop chief in Racine, Wisconsin, has promised an internal review after a bizarre neighborhood dispute ended with a SWAT team murdering a family pet.

War on Freedom

Local student suspended from fascist school for harmless mistake!

BEDFORD, Ohio (PNN) - November 1, 2014 - Da'von Shaw is missing classes and assignments at Bedford High School because the mindless fascist school district decided to punish him rather than use his mistake as a teachable moment.

War on Freedom

Man calls suicide prevention hotline and SWAT team shows up and murders him!

ROY, Utah (PNN) - October 23, 2014 - A Roy, Utah man, Jose Calzada, 35, placed a call to a suicide prevention hotline at 4:00 a.m. Tuesday morning and threatened to kill himself. Seven hours later he was shot and killed by terrorist pig thug cops.

War on Freedom

New ordinance allows pig thug cops to ban smelly people from city buildings!

BURIEN, Washington (PNN) - September 15, 2014 - The city of Burien is raising a stink over people who smell bad.

Last month, the city passed a new “trespassing ordinance” that bans a variety of behaviors, including hostile language, not enough clothes covering the body, and bodily hygiene or scent in public places including parks, the King County Library, and even Burien City Hal

Election 2014

More voting machines are showing up as rigged for Democrats!

WASHINGTON (PNN) - October 29, 2014 - A number of voting machines in Maryland and Illinois are electronically switching Republican votes to the Democrats, raising suspicions that fraud could be at the root of the alleged malfunction.

Election 2014

Democrat senator's husband steals GOP candidate signs!

Arrest warrant issued after brazen act caught on video.

MIDDLETOWN, Delaware (PNN) - October 29, 2014 - Terrorist pig thug cops in Middletown, Delaware, say the husband of Democrat state Senator Bethany Hall-Long is the man seen on video stealing dozens of Republican campaign signs.

Election 2014

GOP gubernatorial candidate has family ties to organized crime!

PHOENIX, Arizona (PNN) - October 26, 2014 - Doug Ducey, the Republican candidate for governor of Arizona in November’s election, hails from a family that for two generations was involved in organized crime in Toledo, Ohio, according to a report by The Center for Investigative Reporting and Phoenix New Times.