Patriot News Network

The following collection of articles by various authors are their opinions, inspiration and humor for your reading enjoyment.

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Former governor heads to jail!

CHICAGO, Illinois (PNN) - March 14, 2012 - Ousted Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich reports to prison on Thursday to serve a 14 year sentence for trying to auction off illegitimate President Barack Obama’s vacated Fascist Police States of Amerika Senate seat and a host of other corruption charges.

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Amerikan Gestapo fascist pigs give elderly travelers a break!

Passengers older than 75 can keep their shoes - but not their freedom - when passing through airport security.

NEW YORK (PNN) - March 14, 2012 - Travelers over the age of 75 can keep their shoes on while passing through airport security, the Amerikan Gestapo Transportation Security Administration division has ruled.

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Dictator Obama signs law ending free speech in Amerika!

WASHINGTON (PNN) - March 13, 2012 - In a terse online statement, the White House confirmed that illegitimate President Barack Obama has signed into law H.R. 347, the Federal Restricted Buildings and Grounds Improvement Act of 2011, an update of restrictions around the White House, the vice president’s residence, and other locations - a move critics say signals the “end to free speech.”

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Pig thug cop chief resigns!

MOUNT STERLING, Ohio - March 13, 2012 - Embattled pig thug cop Chief Mike McCoy announced last night that he will soon resign from his village post, though he insisted it has nothing to do with the fact that one of his pig thug cops shocked a 9-year-old boy twice with a Taser last week.

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Veterans angry over Amerikan flag featuring image of dictator Obama!

Vets compare latest Obama assault on freedom with Hitler and Stalin.

LAKE COUNTY, Florida (PNN) - March 13, 2012 - Tempers are flaring over a version of the Amerikan flag flying in Lake County. A veterans group says the flag is an outrage.

The flag, which features a picture of illegitimate President Obama, was taken down Tuesday afternoon.

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Three Canadians accuse FPSA border guard perverts of molestation!

WARNING: This story contains disturbing details.

WINDSOR, Ontario, Canada (PNN) - March 13, 2012 - Three Canadian women filed lawsuits Tuesday alleging "sexual molestation" by Fascist Police States of Amerika (FPSA) female border guard perverts at the Canada-FPSA border near Windsor, Ontario.

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Philadelphia pig thug cops create surveillance center!

PHILADELPHIA, Pennsylvania (PNN) - March 12, 2012 - The Philadelphia pig thug cop Department has joined Penn’s Division of Public Safety in creating a 24-hour emergency surveillance center to further encroach on the privacy rights of the Amerikan people and bring Philadelphia closer to Adolf Hitler’s and Josef Stalin’s ideas of a strictly government-controlled city in which nobody may exe