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Andy Rooney on 60 Minutes!

I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and s

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The Purina Diet

Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say.

Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog, and was in the checkout line, when the woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she thin

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Paul Harvey Wisdom

Paul Harvey Writes:

We tried so hard to make things better for our kids that we made them worse. For my grandchildren, I'd like better.

I'd really like for them to know about hand-me-down clothes and homemade ice cream and leftover meat loaf sandwiches. I really would.

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Global temperatures driven by U.S. postal charges!

July 30, 2009 - The rise in global temperatures since 1880 closely correlates with increases in postal charges, sparking alarm that CO2 has been usurped as the main driver of climate change.

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A simple question!

A noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic function where Nancy Pelosi happened to appear. Ms. Pelosi took the opportunity to schmooze the good doctor a bit and asked him a question with which he was most at ease.

"Would you mind telling me, Doctor,” she asked, “how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely norma

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Idiot Sightings!

We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a large enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute and then said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a ½ horsepower.

He shook his head and said, “Lady, you need a ¼ horsepower.”

I respo

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You think the English language is easy?

1. The bandage was wound around the wound.

2. The farm was used to produce produce.

3. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

4. We m

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